dadspy:

*smokes pocky stick* yep i remember MY first yaoi 

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure


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alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

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ajnerdess:

quietoutspoken:

lexandrochka-10:

The last day of Harry Potter.

MY HEART.

Saddest point in film history ever


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strictlyteen:

If i had a dollar for everytime i thought about you, I’d start thinking about you.

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