if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over
Do you ever rub your eyes so much that you just suddenly enter another dimension of swirls and patterns?
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it