satanstolemyvirginity:

Actually me

(Source: c-mines)

100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

blhak:

Do you ever rub your eyes so much that you just suddenly enter another dimension of swirls and patterns? 

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

(Source: hungarian)